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Notthe “live, laugh, love” you see everywhere.home.

If you can't stand those designs, and you don't want to spend $2000 because someone painted a coffee machine, let me customize anything in your home.

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Floral patterned appliances and a lampBespoke home.“Your style. On the thing you already own.”

Toile

TouchBrevillePro.

Toile Breville Touch Barista Pro

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White espresso machine with blue birds and branchesBespoke espresso.“Open the set.”

Bespoke espresso

Birdson a machine that used to be stainless.coffee.

Painted, then printed. The group head still pulls a shot.

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RH Chandelier Curb Trash

Curbbrass, on its way out.lamps.

The shades I wanted were $650 each, before the light. I kept the brass, printed the pattern, and gave it an acetone wash so the crackle looks like a past.

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Blue and white bird shade on a brass Restoration Hardware lampRestoration Hardware, rescued.“Send me your style.”
White Ninja blender with blue birds on the frontThe Ninja.“Open the set.”

Yip, it's Ninja blender.

Yip,it's a Ninja.blender.

Same birds. A blender you already know how to use.

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Chinoiserie Processing Breville

Graycan sit this one out.color.

Fifteen years of Restoration Hardware and color felt like a misdemeanor. I taped this Breville, painted it, then UV printed the flowers.

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White Breville food processor with blue chinoiserie flowersThe Breville.“Paint, then print.”
White toile Aarke carbonator with blue birdsAarke, 2019.“Cracked on purpose.”

Aarke Carbinator, circa 2019

Chromethat wanted a crack.aged.

This was shiny chrome, not just stainless. Brand new is fine. For this toile, cracked and aged felt better. Shiny and glass-like is possible too.

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